"Macaroni"


Lyrics by Matt Carberry
(Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio/Bayside Boys)

I am not trying to food poison you...

On the shelf they call me macaroni
If you want feed me to your pony
I'm a great food, I taste real good
So get down to the store and buy me.
Just nuke me, then eat me
I'm sure your stomach will agree with me.

Chorus:
Nobody really likes to do the macaroni
'Cause it's really coonfusing and it's also kind of boring.
Nobody really likes to do the macaroni
Ehhh, macaroni (and cheese!)

Now don't you worry about the cooking
'Cause all you've got to do is nuke me
A microwave, is what I crave
Just push the timer button and... ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He screwed up the temp, and inside it was sooooooo hot.

(Chorus)

I am not trying to food poison you...

Come and find me, my name is macaroni
Always at the market with ziti and pepperoni.
Just cook me, then eat me
and know that cheese goes really well with me.

(Chorus)


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